Sometimes being naughty puts a knot in your stomach

Treats so good that they don’t have to trick you

Treats, tarts, and arts for sale

Croissant Loaf

A book of croissant dough in loaf form.

Pretzel Roll from NaughtyKnots

Pretzel Roll

Add pretzels to any meal!

The Naughty story

Through decades of working in various bakeries and industries our baker, Pretzel Daddy, found making pretzels, baked goods, and confections itched their compulsive tendencies just right. One day he said to his landlord “I can’t find an employer that will properly exploit me.” And thus, Naughty Knots was born as a partnership between someone with skills honed over a generation, and an exploitative, privileged asshole with a kitchen.

Our products

Honestly, most of this shit we are just ripping off from other sources. You know how hard it is to come up with original material? Set sail with us and disregard intellectual property rights!

(We do not steal recipes, but rather techniques, concepts, and customers)

We believe all people deserve access to quality food. We do not throw away final products. If a non-profit could benefit from occasional food drop offs, let us know!